Longhorn in Paradise

Now that it is evident that noone is reading my blog once again, I can get back to the basics. Talking about stuff that interests me. The rest of you be damned. That's right. I know you are still out there. Pretending to be upset that I don't write you everyday like I did in the beginning. But, shit, I have work to do...I am moving across the country....being on 'stand-by' and 'taking five' with my homies from HGTV. You think I have time to write a stupid blog every day? Of course, I can't just come out and go postal against my loyal fans...I need to think about the future...I may need you someday. So, I have to be more subtle about it....I have decided to let others do my bidding...Greg and Denise know what I am talking about. You think Liska stepping on Claira's hand was some minor slip? Try commenting on my blog more and see if it stops...or don't and see what she steps on next. Its your choice. Real simple. And Kat, do you think Hagen scratching your arm so you look like a scarred gangster the rest of your life was some freak accident? Think again. You're my wife for pete's sake and you aren't even commenting on my blog. Mom, Liska has been talking clearly for months....maybe a comment here and there and I'll take the marbles out of her mouth when she is on the phone with you. Wouldn't that be refreshing? And Kirsten, do you think it is a coincidence that we decided to move to Tulsa instead of Houston around the same time you stopped commenting? Think again.

You see people, it is very simple...you comment, you can live a nice, peaceful life. You don't comment then, quite frankly, you leave me no choice but to provide the appropriate repurcussions. Your choice.

And I know the worst punishment of all...no pics of my gorgeous kids. So, starting today, no pics until I get a comment from one of you.

That is all....